The Pub Is My Womb

The Pub Is My Womb:

"‘Cigarettes are my food,’ said Frank Zappa. And then he died of testicular cancer. Which came as no surprise to anyone who’d heard him wanking in recording studios for thirty years, but still. Anyone who names his kid Moon Unit is plainly asking for his balls to rot off. Because there is such a thing as karma. Welcome to the concept of universal payback."

(Via Warrenellis.com.)