Sex with Dolphins - "How To", and a Personal Viewpoint...

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Sex with Dolphins - "How To", and a Personal Viewpoint... :

"Q2) How do I know if a dolphin wants to have sex?

A2) There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested
in sex.

Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an
erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will
have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of
your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body,
or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis.
They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also
be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.

Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of
displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become
very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be
restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may
swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with
pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up
against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts
against you.

Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know
the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active."